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Israel's Relentless Pursuit of War: The Re-escalating Conflict in Lebanon

  • Writer: Lord TCWT
    Lord TCWT
  • Sep 25, 2024
  • 9 min read
Nothing new: shit just got real (again...)
Nothing new: shit just got real (again...)

The Inevitable Groundhog Day of Conflict


Here we are again, circling back to one of the world's most recurring nightmares—Israel might invade Lebanon. Because apparently, it’s not enough that over 550 Lebanese are dead90,000 displaced, and Israel has already escalated air attacks to the point that "all-out war" is only missing the official title. Oh no, this show needs an encore in the form of a good ol' fashioned ground invasion. After all, when one country devastates another with air strikes, the logical next step is to park tanks on their lawns, right?


But let’s not get ahead of ourselves—because two whole regiments of Israeli reserve forces have been called up. Two. For an invasion of Lebanon. In case you were wondering, that's about as threatening as showing up to a fistfight with mittens.



The Momentum of a War that Never Really Stopped


A Tragic Sequel No One Asked For

The war on Gaza has been dragging on for nearly a year, leaving Israel’s economy in the lurch and reservists unable to do much other than pray their real jobs will be waiting if and when they return. Israeli society? Split right down the middle. On one hand, people are desperate for captives in Gaza to be freed, and on the other, Netanyahu seems to be aiming for something more “final solution-y” with Hamas.


Now throw Hezbollah into the mix. Israeli rockets are falling, Hezbollah’s retaliation has already displaced about 10,000 Israelis in the north, and Netanyahu is vowing to "remove the threat" from Lebanon. Because if bombing them into the stone age doesn’t do the trick, surely a ground invasion will.


And yet, the hesitancy. Netanyahu, ever the political chess master, knows his approval ratings hover somewhere around "we’d rather have anyone else." And nothing says “I’m your guy” like a messy invasion that could backfire spectacularly. But hey, war is basically the only thing holding the man’s reputation together at this point, so you can't exactly rule it out.



Is This The Prequel To A Full-Blown Invasion? The Conflict In Lebanon Is Not Quite New.


Or Just Another Day In the Middle East?

Despite all the bluster, experts like Imad Salamey and Ori Goldberg (because no story about the Middle East is complete without a few "experts") are shrugging their shoulders at the idea of a ground invasion. Two regiments? Please. That’s like sending a handful of Boy Scouts to knock out the Death Star. Hezbollah is, let’s be honest, far from toothless. In fact, their guerrilla tactics have made Israel’s military look like a tech startup trying to navigate a Windows 98 interface.


Remember 2006? The last time Israel waltzed into Lebanon? That war killed over 1,200 Lebanese civilians and a few hundred Israeli soldiers. It didn’t end well. And Hezbollah only grew stronger since then—expanding its arsenal, digging deeper tunnels, and refining the art of hiding from Israeli drones like a kid playing hide-and-seek with a thermal blanket.


Goldberg summed it up: “It’s probably for show. Might change within 24 hours, though.” Isn’t that always the case? The Middle East runs on the concept of "brinkmanship." No one ever knows what’s next, but it’s guaranteed to be worse than today.



Unclear Goals, Massive Price Tag


Did Someone Say “War for the Sake of War”?

If you think Israel has a well-thought-out game plan here, you clearly haven’t been paying attention. Sure, they’re good at leveling buildings and striking fear into civilians, but when it comes to long-term strategy, Netanyahu’s government is throwing darts at a board, hoping one of them sticks. What’s the goal? To neutralize Hezbollah, sure. But also, let’s not forget the political crisis back home. Nothing distracts from pesky judicial reforms and angry protestors quite like a brand-new war.


The analysts are right to ask: What’s the point? A ground war wouldn’t yield political gains for Israel, but it would come with enormous human costs—particularly for the civilians unlucky enough to call southern Lebanon home. Hezbollah? They’ve been here before. They’ve got the local maps, the supply lines from Syria, and the kind of asymmetric warfare expertise that Israeli forces don’t want to deal with. Not only would it be bloody, but it also wouldn’t result in a quick victory. It would be a drawn-out disaster with no end in sight. Just ask Gaza.



The Real Strategy: Goading Hezbollah Into Action


Spoiler Alert: It’s Not Working

Here’s the rub: Israel seems to be trying the same old tricks it pulled in Gaza—hoping to provoke Hezbollah into doing something rash, something that could justify a full-scale military response. Air raidsassassinations, and the charmingly named "pager attacks" (who says military euphemisms are dead?) haven’t been enough. Despite Israel throwing everything it has at Hezbollah, the group hasn’t bitten the bait. Instead of hurling missiles at civilians, they’ve been methodically targeting military and naval bases.


And if Netanyahu’s grand master plan was to provoke a reckless retaliation from Hezbollah, well…that hasn't gone exactly as planned. Neither Hezbollah nor Iran seem particularly interested in escalating. Instead, Hezbollah’s missile strikes have reached Tel Aviv without starting the next world war—much to Israel's dismay.



Israel's Ground Invasion Fantasy: When Will They Learn?


It’s Like They Want Another Gaza

Israel, meanwhile, has gotten itself stuck in the Groundhog Day loop of treating every enemy like they're Hamas. Sure, they’ll bluster on about the "existential threat" posed by Hezbollah, but we’ve seen this film before. Remember that UN Secretary-General Antonio Guterres warned the world, "We can’t afford Lebanon to become another Gaza"? Well, Israel sure seems hellbent on giving it a shot.


What do Israeli officials think? A neat and tidy invasion will clean up all this mess. Yet, Karim Emile Bitar, another expert with a dismal view of the situation, points out that Hezbollah is right in its “comfort zone” in southern Lebanon. They know every twist and turn of the terrain, while Israeli soldiers might as well be walking into a booby-trapped labyrinth.


But then again, politicians in Tel Aviv likely aren’t too concerned with logic. They’re more preoccupied with making noise, ensuring the world keeps drawing a straight line between Hezbollah and Hamas. Because when all else fails, you can always count on fearmongering to distract the masses.



So, Are Hamas and Hezbollah the Same?


Spoiler alert—they're not, but Israel would love for you to think they are.

We get it. Two groups in the Middle East, both waving the banner of "resistance" and receiving funding from Iran—it’s tempting to lump them together. However, when you scratch beneath the surface, you’ll find that Hamas and Hezbollah are not the same. Far from it, actually. But hey, why let facts get in the way of some convenient political narratives?



Hezbollah: Lebanon’s Fancy Militia-Political Cocktail


Let’s start with Hezbollah, Lebanon’s favorite “political-military-militia-whatever-they-are-this-week” group. While they’ve got plenty of firepower and a knack for turning southern Lebanon into a no-go zone for Israeli forces, Hezbollah’s existence is part of a much more complicated puzzle in Lebanon. The group plays an oddly official role, considering they have actual politicians in the government. Yet, for all their bravado, Hezbollah does not control the Lebanese presidency or Parliament. They’re more like Lebanon’s over-armed, hyper-political HOA.


Lebanon itself isn’t exactly Gaza. While a mess in its own right, Lebanon is at least somewhat embedded in international governance and finance. Hezbollah plays the game accordingly, making sure not to burn every bridge (yet). Sure, they blow up a few, but that’s just diplomacy, Hezbollah-style.



Gaza: Hamas Land, Where Governance Meets Guerrilla Tactics


Now, let’s hop over to Gaza, where Hamas doesn’t just play a part—they run the whole show. Imagine a city-state where the government doubles as the military, tripling as a resistance movement. That’s Hamas. They manage the day-to-day governance while also maintaining an armed wing that’s consistently at war with Israel.


Hamas has got to balance running a functioning society (or trying to) while managing a perpetual state of conflict. It’s like juggling live grenades while keeping the lights on. Gaza, unlike Lebanon, is heavily reliant on aid from international organizations like the UN. That’s right—Hamas’s diplomatic interactions mostly involve pleading for humanitarian relief, while Hezbollah’s are a bit more 'sophisticated' in their schmoozing with Iran and Syria.



So... Both Just Iran’s Henchmen, Right?


Ah yes, the favorite buzzword of the day: “Iranian proxies.” It’s a tidy little label that Israel and its pals like to throw around for any armed group that looks at Israel funny. And sure, both Hamas and Hezbollah have a solid bromance with Tehran, but that doesn’t mean they’re playing the same game of chess.


Hezbollah is basically Iran’s regional arm, tied at the hip with Iran’s ambitions to reshape the Middle East into a Persian-themed Disneyland. Hamas? Not so much. Sure, they take Iran’s money and support (who wouldn’t?), but their relationship is more of a convenience than a partnership written in stone.


Hamas even gave Iran the cold shoulder for three years back in 2011 when Iran stood by Syrian President Bashar al-Assad during the Syrian Civil War. Hezbollah, on the other hand, sent its fighters to protect Assad like good little soldiers. Fast forward to 2023, Hamas didn’t even give Iran a heads-up about its surprise October 7 attack on Israel. Some alliance, right?



The Human Shields Argument: A Convenient Excuse...


Oh, the old “they’re using human shields” chestnut. Israel loves to throw that one out there, as if civilians in Gaza and southern Lebanon wake up every day thinking, “You know what would really spice up my house? A rocket launcher!”


Israel’s favorite justification for flattening civilian areas is that Hamas and Hezbollah are “hiding” their military hardware in schools, hospitals, and homes. How convenient. So when Gaza gets bombed to oblivion, or Lebanon sees entire neighborhoods turned to rubble, Israel can shrug and say, “Hey, they started it.”


In Gaza, it’s UN facilities, homes, and hospitals allegedly doubling as terrorist dens. Meanwhile, in Lebanon, Hezbollah is apparently stashing missiles in attics, with poor Lebanese families unknowingly living below. In both cases, Israel trots out this narrative to justify its bombardments. Who cares if civilians are the ones paying the ultimate price?



But What About the Civilians?


Right, civilians. Those pesky little details. In Gaza, the death toll keeps rising as homes, displacement camps, and hospitals go up in smoke. The bombings are relentless, and Israel’s strategy of “sending evacuation notices” has been more of a performative gesture than a sincere attempt at avoiding civilian deaths. Here’s a leaflet, here’s a bomb—pick whichever comes first.


Over in Lebanon, it’s no better. People are fleeing by the thousands, turning their homes into temporary graves as Israeli airstrikes rain down. Lebanon’s Foreign Minister says the number of displaced people is now hovering around half a million. Some are cramming into Palestinian refugee camps that have existed since the 1940s, while others sleep in cars, basements, or schools—places that, unlike Gaza, weren’t designed to be bomb shelters.


Israel keeps saying its war isn’t with the Lebanese people, but Hezbollah. Yet here we are: hundreds dead, thousands displaced, and Lebanese civilians caught in the crossfire.



If They're So Different, Why Does Israel Use the Same Tactics?


It’s simple, really. Israel likes to copy-paste its military strategy. If it worked (or didn’t) in Gaza, why not try the same thing in Lebanon? Israeli officials believe that hammering civilians will either pressure Hezbollah into submission or justify an all-out assault.


Hamas managed to weather the storm in Gaza by relying on a massive underground tunnel network. Now, Hezbollah is boasting about its own extensive network of tunnels and hidden munitions. The more things change, the more they stay the same.


Israel's dream? Wrap up this mess without a ground invasion and definitely without getting bogged down in Lebanon the way it has in Gaza. Who knows if that’ll work out? But hey, they’ve got a formula, and they’re sticking to it.



Same Proxy War, Different Game


So no, Hamas and Hezbollah are not the same. Sure, they share a few similarities: both are adversaries of Israel, both get a nice allowance from Iran, and both know how to take a punch. But their politics, strategies, and relationships with their Iranian benefactor are distinct. The fact that Israel lumps them together only underscores the convenience of the narrative—not its accuracy.


As for the civilians caught in the middle? They’re just the collateral damage in a geopolitical chess game where everyone’s a pawn, and the king never seems to fall.



Israel’s Quest for War Over Peace


If Israel's constant refrain of "moral superiority" held any weight, it would be leading peace talks, not bombing civilians and triggering mass displacement. For a country that claims to be the victim of hostile neighbors, Israel sure seems eager to turn any border dispute into an all-out war. Instead of de-escalating tensions with Hezbollah or working towards diplomatic solutions, Israel appears more invested in flexing its military muscle, pushing both Lebanon and Gaza into further chaos.


Let’s be clear: this is not a government looking for peace. With every airstrike on civilian homes, with every call for more troops, Israel is choosing war. They’ve spent years stoking the flames, weaponizing fear, and provoking their enemies into conflict, all while hiding behind the shield of "self-defense."


The truth is, Israel doesn’t want peace—it wants victory. But what is victory? Thousands of dead Lebanese and Palestinian civilians, millions more displaced, and a region that will never know stability. Israel’s claim to moral superiority collapses under the weight of its relentless aggression, a government chasing war over dialogue, destruction over diplomacy.


Wait for the new real estate developments popping out in the Gaza strip in a few years and, if this keeps going on in south Lebanon, well... You'll find them there too. The conflict in Lebanon might just be the real beginning of something way bigger.


If Israel truly wanted peace, it would stop creating the very wars it claims to be defending against.



Here's to anyone supporting Israel and their never ending wars and crimes 😘
Here's to anyone supporting Israel and their never ending wars and crimes 😘

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